A message from Anonymous
LMAO omg I just imagined you walking down the street and you suddenly start to swell up or inflate like a blueberry! Not in a mean way haha omg sorry

Hey man it’s all good

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

charli xcx looks like me except cooler

wittsandtitts:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

literallysame:

OMG ITS THE CELLPHONE GUY HE WAS AT A PRO-DARREN WILSON RALLY 


do you think he has a closet full of just those blue polo shirts

literallysame:

OMG ITS THE CELLPHONE GUY HE WAS AT A PRO-DARREN WILSON RALLY 

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do you think he has a closet full of just those blue polo shirts

Living in an apartment has taught me how to fix soo many things with tools in addition to forcing me to learn how to cook…I am going to be the best housewife.

  • Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
  • Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: I also think I got hotter.

virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

A message from Anonymous
I feel like in either scenario it would really SUCK because imagine if you were in a crowd of people or something?? Would you not be embarrassed? lmao

I think if in either scenario I survived it would be an amazing and hilarious story to tell for years to come.

A message from Anonymous
LMAO but didn’t they say Violet was going to swell too big and explode?! :( What’s wrong with being inflated into a big huge balloon? lol

Violet gets taken into Wonka’s juicing room to return to normal size, and in the 2005 version she is shown to be leaving the factory much more flexible and agile than she was previously, albeit now with blue skin. Even if I did explode, that would be a pretty awesome way to die. People would talk about me forever. Being inflated into a balloon and floating away helplessly (like Aunt Marge) could not only be traumatic but could potentially leave me somewhere unfamiliar when/if I returned to normal size. If I had someone doing it with me though it would be cool for like a day.

reasons why i love living in boston