missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

cate-monster:

maquinasdefax:

Gumdrops, chocolates, cookies, ice cream and stuff.

STOP THE MADNESS

kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

I’ve decided I’m perfectly happy and full at 2500 calories a day. Anything above and I feel too full, anything below and I’m starving.

I really don’t know what I’m going to do when I get old and lose my metabolism

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

strideout:

As a runner I absolutely love looking at my muscley legs. It’s like adoring a work of sculpture art, except that it’s also your own legs

daniellethesheep:

alanaisreading:

Recipe for guilt-free doughnuts.

This also applies to cupcakes, cookies, and ice cream.

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

man i forgot how good the black eyed peas used to be damn

officialunitedstates:

as a math person, I know all about that square is a rectangle but rectangle might not be a square thing

officialunitedstates:

sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes

puppy-sized-elephants:

Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Boston

Don't Phunk With My Heart
The Black Eyed Peas

00sjams:

Don’t Phunk With My Heart | Black Eyed Peas