haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
Hey man it’s all good
this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around
Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby
Y’all are slept on so much but idk why
That lumberjack build does things to me
I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up
Living in an apartment has taught me how to fix soo many things with tools in addition to forcing me to learn how to cook…I am going to be the best housewife.
- Friend: So how do you think you've changed since high school?
- Me: Well I became aware of oppressive power structures and how we are complicit in them and now seek to dismantle them.
- Friend: ...
- Me: I also think I got hotter.
the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people
the worst is that I’m broke
I think if in either scenario I survived it would be an amazing and hilarious story to tell for years to come.
Violet gets taken into Wonka’s juicing room to return to normal size, and in the 2005 version she is shown to be leaving the factory much more flexible and agile than she was previously, albeit now with blue skin. Even if I did explode, that would be a pretty awesome way to die. People would talk about me forever. Being inflated into a balloon and floating away helplessly (like Aunt Marge) could not only be traumatic but could potentially leave me somewhere unfamiliar when/if I returned to normal size. If I had someone doing it with me though it would be cool for like a day.