do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
I’ve decided I’m perfectly happy and full at 2500 calories a day. Anything above and I feel too full, anything below and I’m starving.
I really don’t know what I’m going to do when I get old and lose my metabolism
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
As a runner I absolutely love looking at my muscley legs. It’s like adoring a work of sculpture art, except that it’s also your own legs
as a math person, I know all about that square is a rectangle but rectangle might not be a square thing
sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes